Wes@Play - Bears, aka "The Winter Boyfriend" | Theory & Practice

NOTE: I removed this page a few months ago, mostly because I'm over the whole bear thing. Seriously. No, really. Okay, maybe. But it turns out that it's indexed by Google anyway, so I'm putting it back up.

Beefy, hairy boyfriends—those with physical characteristics made more agreeable by cooler weather—are a great find in the winter. Skinny boyfriends with zero body hair and a Kate Moss-physique are too easily lost to stiff winds, fat blonde fag hags, or turn out to be as cold as a brass doorknob.

Winter boyfriends, who sometimes self-identify as "bears, cubs, otters, or wolves" are far sturdier, harder to lose in a crowd, and generally more cuddly. I'm objectifying bears here, but then anyone that associates themselves with an animal does so knowing the consequences.

The Fascination Explained
I suppose my fascination with hairy men could come from having sparse body hair, even though I'm fairly hairy by Asian standards. It could be because one of my longest relationships was with a bear. Or, it could be my fascination with the special, unexplained relationship between Mr. French and Uncle Bill.

Little, furry bears, click here to send me a note.