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Gay Bars - South of Market (SOMA) in San Francisco, California

San Francisco's "South of Market" district has been my hangout every other weekend since 2004.

Why SOMA vs. the Castro or Polk St.? Simple. The men look like men.

I attempted to write recommendations about which bars to visit on which nights, but they're too idiosyncratic. One man's fun is another's yawn. My partner and I typically go to 2-3 bars a night depending on what we're in the mood for.

None of the SOMA bars are palaces; they're dark, gritty, rough around the edges. If you want pastel and sleek, go to the Castro.

Gay Bars

Primarily Gay Men

Chaps II (former location of My Place)
1225 Folsom Street (near 8th)
San Francisco, CA 94103
415/255-2427

http://www.chapsbarsanfrancisco.com/

Rating: *****
Type: Levi/Leather/SM
Crowd:
Leathermen, fetishists, daddies/boys, bears
Pooltable: no

Smoking: out front
Best time to go: Fri/Sat nights

This bar is small, narrow, and dark in a good way. Is it for everyone? No. There used to be a dress code, but I don't think it's needed anymore: the majority of the men that come here are in leather, metal, uniforms, rubber, etc. so don't be afraid to dress like what you want to attract. And bring your ID.

I was tentative about this place for awhile, but have grown to love it. The bar is co-owned by the guy that made "Men In Gear" a success, and he's taken theme nights to the extreme: uniforms, rubber, leather, rope bondage, etc. and the crowd is always game. It reminds me a lot of the leather bars in Silverlake, Amsterdam, or Berlin.

This has become one of our hangouts, and the only reason we leave is because we want to play pool.


The Lone Star Saloon
1354 Harrison St
San Francisco, CA 94103
415/863-9999

Rating: ***
Type: Bear bar
Hours: 9 a.m. - 2 a.m. Sat & Sun, Noon - 2 a.m. M-F
Crowd: 70% bears by volume, 20% chasers, 10% uniforms & whatever
Pooltable: Yes, 2nd best table in SOMA but the cues are getting worse
Smoking: out front or on the back patio (covered in winter)
Best time to go: Sunday beer bust in the afternoon, Saturday nights before 12:30 a.m. (when all the bears mysteriously vanish). We often go on Sunday nights to play pool.

This is a relatively large bar for SOMA, and there's an open-air patio out back. The bartenders are great, and the crowd is pretty laid back. This place had a reputation for being clique-y, but I think that's faded.

The Lone Star went through an ownership and management change in 2008, and the crowd has changed. Expect more 20-somethings, hipsters, and women in addition to bears.


The Eagle Tavern (The SF Eagle)
398 12th St
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 626-0880

www.sfeagle.com

Rating: ***
Type: Levi/Leather/Whatever
Hours: Noon - 2 a.m. every day
Crowd: 99% gay male of all sizes and ages. Sprinkling of lesbians and straight people, especially on Tuesday nights when there's live bands. Some bears and uniforms.
Pooltable: Yes, best table of the SOMA bars. Bad cues unfortunately.
Smoking: on the back patio (covered and heated!)

The SF Eagle is the largest of the SOMA bars. It gets packed (and I mean sardines) on Sunday afternoons for the beer busts, but I hate standing in line and feeling claustrophobic, so we never go. For most nights except weekends, the place is fairly empty, which is a shame given the enormous patio. When there are leather events, however, it's filled to the brim.

The crowd changes from night to night. They have live music every Thursday, but I'm more interested in chatting with people, so I avoid it. I've had some super fun nights at The Eagle, mostly because if you start something, they'll play along.

DJs play a very eclectic mix, mostly rock. Don't expect to hear the top 20 dance hits. The club has changed a bit since the owners of the Hole in the Wall took over, although the place has never looked better in my opinion.


The Powerhouse
1347 Folsom St
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 552-8689

www.powerhouse-sf.com

Rating: **
Type: Levi/Leather/Whatever
Crowd: Gay men only
Pooltable: Yes, but may vanish soon if not already. Rarely played.

Smoking: tiny covered back patio

The most sexual gay bar in SOMA. They've started playing "art" movies in the back section of the bar, which is distracting to all. The back patio is the best place for smoking and watching—and usually gets frisky—but watch where you step. Nice bartenders, usually chatty.

This was a huge tourist hangout, but we aren't sure why since we haven't been here in a year.


Hole in the Wall - moved to this location mid-2008
1369 Folsom Street
San Francisco, CA 94103
415/431-4695

Rating: ***

Type: Neighborhood, some leather
Crowd: men of various shapes, sizes, ages, ethnicities, smells
Pooltable: Excellent players

Smoking: out front (covered, sort of)

A wildly decorated bar (a must-see; it's better than MOMA) and Scott's old hangout. This bar wins hands down in terms of eclectic decor, although you're far less likely to run into a naked dwarf dancing on the pool table than at the former location.

Good bartenders, reasonable drinks, and some very interesting company. If you want "San Francisco" eclectic, this is it.

Weekly/Monthly Dance Clubs

Primarily Gay Men

Honey Soundsystem
at The Holy Cow nightclub (not always gay)
1535 Folsom St.
San Francisco, CA 94103

There's a large painted cow hanging out front; impossible to miss

Cover charge: $3
Rating: ***
Type: Weekly club
Crowd: gay men, younger, some women
Pooltable: Yes, but daaaark
Smoking: out back (covered, sort of)

We just started going here, mostly out of curiousity. The music is great, the dancefloor is large-ish for San Francisco, and there's a weird mix of people. We're the elders here, and usually the only ones in leather.

Bearracuda
Changes locations/cities so be sure to check their website. www.bearracuda.com
Cover charge: $8
Rating: ****
Type: roaming club
Crowd: regular bears, muscle bears, leather bears, cubs, etc.

We went for the first time Dec 4, 2010 because it was in SOMA. Great energy. Dancefloor (it was at Club 8 on Folsom St.) was teensy especially for a bear crowd. I had a great time. Thanks guys.

 

 

 

 


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